My Misconceptions about Tape

So this is all about how my views about tape have changed and become more correct over the years. What I used to believe:
1. I used to believe that duct tape was called duck tape.
2. I used to believe that duct tape was impossible to rip.
3. I used to believe that masking tape was called scotch tape.
4. I used to believe that scotch tape was called clear tape.
5. I used to believe that athletic tape was called packing tape.
6. I used to believe that athletic tape didn't exist.
7. Then I thought it was just cloth.
8. I used to believe that duct tape would last and stick forever.
9. I used to believe that electrical tape was called rubber tape.
10. I used to believe that tape could be used to hold anything and everything together.
I went through some pretty revolutionary days realizing the truths about tape. The worst was when I realized the truth about duct tape- since I thought it was basically invincible. But it was necessary that I found out the truth and will no longer live in ignorance about tape.
Educate yourself about tape. You won't regret it.
(This is a lame post).